way8sites: fun joks

Why I hate CID :(

Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara
Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul
Ki Behen Ho .... :p
http://www.baidu.com/s?word=way2sites

Train Chali, Ramu 1 dibbe me chad gaya..
T.T bola - Kyu jee, Nazar nahi aata,
Ye ladies ka Dibba hai..
Ramu - Sorry,
Mere ko laga aap MARD ho.

http://www.baidu.com/s?word=teluguportals
Facebook facts ,
how users choose there names..:

kali koji larki,
http://www.google.dz/search?q=rewali
fb name,White angel:>

mota kuppa larka
http://www.baidu.com/s?word=way2banks
fb name,smart bobby:D

darphok loser bacha

fb name,azmat killerB-)
http://search.swagbucks.com/teluguportals
muhale ki desi larki

fb name,ash princess;)

45 sal ki aunty
http://search.swagbucks.com/teluguportals
fb name,nadia doll:-p

60 saal ka baba

fb name,nomi king:D

http://www.baidu.com/s?word=rewali&tn=sitehao123
Man to hotel manager: Jaldi chalo,meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati h.
Manager:So Sir what can i do
Man:Abe khirki nahi Khul Rahi
http://www.google.dz/search?q=rewali

salman style mssg
VEER janha se mssg karunga 5-10 mssg ek saath bhej dunga
WANTED
ek baar jo maine sms karni suru kar diya to uske baad main apni balance ki bhi nahi sochta
DABBANG
http://www.google.dz/search?q=rewali
hum tumhare mobile mein itne sms karenge ki confused ho jaoge ki koun si padhe aur koun si delete karein
READY
barah mahine mein barah tariko se tujhko sms karuna re
BODY GUARD
mujhpe ek ehshan karna mujhe mera hi mssg forward mat karna.

http://www.google.dz/search?num=10
Hafeez ko dekh k to mujhe aPna baChpan yad aata
hai ..
http://www.google.ae/teluguportals
pehle bating b meri ..
Pehle bowling b meri
aur
captain b main :-P :x

http://www.google.com.ua/#hl=uk&sclient=psy
true Lines....:
Mohobbbbat Toh Sirf Dil Dekhkar
hi ki
Jati hai....,
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. http://www.google.dz/imghp&tbm=isch&source
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.http://search.swagbucks.com/way2sites
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Chehra Dekh kar toh Log Setting
hi
Karte hai....:-P ;-) :-D

http://www.google.com.ua/#hl=uk&sclient

http://guide.opendns.com/main?q=way2banks
I'm Not Sad For Being Single Rather :-O
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I'm Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..:-P
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. http://www.google.com.pe/search
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Awwwh..
"Bechaarii" ;-)
Bhatak RHi H0 Gi :-P

http://www.google.com.ua/#hl

Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam
Aaj ke baad kyun ki humari apni
gali mein setting ho gayi hai
|'\('.') Kya
|. |.|> item
| _| |_ hai..
http://www.google.com.ua/#hl=uk&sclient=psy-ab

eight Of Being Single
Listening a Romantic Song And Thinking...
http://search.swagbucks.com/way2sites
Kiske Baare Mai Sochu ! O.o

http://www.youdao.com/search?q=way2sites

Once A couple went 2 a
resturant..
BF: kya logi tum.?
GF: tum jo kaho..
http://www.google.com.pe/real+games.com
BF: Achcha..waiter Menu lana..
GF: (in shy) Me bhi menu
khaungi.:D:P
http://search.swagbucks.com/rewali
http://guide.opendns.com/main?q=way2sites
Kamina pappu
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teachar
Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki.......
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.http://www.youdao.com/search?q=way2banks.com
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Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye dekogeto Kahoge,,,
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gya..!
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..!

http://www.google.ae/#hl=ar&q=rewali&oq=rewali
OR Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya..!
pappu ye sunker gusse se Bola:
or Ye Humari Teachar
Hai Jinka dehant(death) Ho gya...:p :DD
http://www.google.com.ua/#q=teluguportals

Teacher Asked Santa :
Agr ped par 5 birds bethi ho,
aurtum 1 ko goli maar do to
http://search.swagbucks.com/way2banks
kitni bach gyi?
Santa : Koi nahi, sab ud
jayengi.
http://www.google.com.pe/search?hl=es&source
Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachengi,
lekin tumhari soch mujhe
pasand aai.
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.http://guide.opendns.com/main?q=rewali
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.http://www.youdao.com/search?q=rewal
Santa : Madam mera bhi 1
sawal Hai.
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi
Hain.
1 chaat kar,
http://www.google.com.pe/search?hl=es&source
1 kat kar
aur
1 choos kar
batao konsi shadi shuda Hai?
Teacher sharmate hue:Jo
choos rahi Hai.
http://search.swagbucks.com/rewali
Santa : Nhi,jis k gale me
mangalsutra hai,
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.http://www.google.com.pe/search?hl=es&source
.
lekin
apki soch mujhe pasand
Aai.. :D
http://guide.opendns.com/main?q=teluguportals

http://www.google.ae/way2banks
Ek ladka ro raha tha
Dad: kyun ro raha hai
Ladka: mujhe shadhi karni h
Dad: kisse
Ladka : Apki maa se
Dad: kyun
Funny kid : Apne meri maa se kyun ki thi
http://www.youdao.com/search?q=teluguportals.com
Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha:
"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi
h, CHUP rehne ke.":
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
2 mahine
baad dusra beta bola:
www.google.tn/#hl=ar&q=rewali
"Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h .":
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
6 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli:
http://www.google.ae/imgres?q=way2sites
"Daddy, I am pregnant.!";)
Kanjoos ne usko gale se
lagaya aur beti ka maatha
chum ke kaha:
"shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai..;) :p
.
www.google.tn/#hl=ar&q=rewali
Ek shaitan baccha unknown
number se call karta hai..!
Ek aadmi uthata hai!
Admi: Hello!
http://www.google.ae/imgres?q=way2sites
Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo!
Aadmi: Kaun hai be? Baccha: Ek Insan
Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol?
Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu!
Aadmi: Teri to aisi ki taisi!
Kahaan rehta hai?
http://search.swagbucks.com/lamiads.com
Baccha: Prithvi pe! Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu
kiya?
Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye!
Aadmi: Ruk saale!
Apne baap ko bula!
Chhakke ki aulaad. Baccha: Hello papa, main Pappu! :xD
http://www.google.tn/#hl=ar&q=way2banks

Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend
at
mid-nite
.
Girl: - Hello Dear
. http://www.google.tn/542
Boy :- Haan ji
(aa gayi maa ki
aankh
pakaane)
.http://www.google.com.sg/#q=way2sites
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
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Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal
raha hoon )
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Girl : - bataao na..?
. http://ck101.com/teluguportals
Boy :- kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya karte
hain..! )
. http://www.google.ae/imgres?q=way2sites
Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi
socha
chalo call kar loon
.http://www.google.com.sg/#q=way2sites
Boy-- achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke late karwaa
ke rahegi )
.
Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao
naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
. http://ck101.com/way2banks
Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio
staion
samajh rakha hai kya aur 12
baje k
baad toh radio channel bhi
band ho
jaate hain )
. http://www.google.at/search?q=way2banks
Girl:-- plz sunao na......
Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh
aisi ki taisi )
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Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna
hai..
if u
luv me den u will sing for
me
. http://ck101.com/way2sites
Boy : time kya ho raha hai .?
dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi
jagwak hi r
maanegi )
. http://www.google.com.sg/way2banks
Girl : --12:30
.
Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein
bahut kaam
hai
. http://www.google.com.sg/search?q=way2banks
Girl: --tumne toh bola
tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto
mein karr
lete ho
. http://ck101.com/rewali
Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh
teri bakwaas kaun sunta )
. http://www.google.com.sg/search?q=rewali
Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi
romantic sa gaana
.
Boy : par gaane k baad
phone rakh degi ( fans gye
beta
toh jhelna toh padega hi )
. http://www.google.ch/search
Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait
kar rahe ho kya..?
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Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali
ne
shak karna bhi start kar diya)
. http://www.google.hr/search?hl=hr&gbv=2&q=way2banks
Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne
ko,
khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call
nahin aayegi..
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Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh
aadmi wrong number bhi
nahin
lagata)
. http://www.google.ch/search?hl=de&client=ms
Girl : - chalo ab
sunao
. http://www.google.hr/search?q=way2sites
Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai
toh jhelna
toh padega hi..ban
ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh
Reshamiya )
http://www.google.at/search?q=way2sites
Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein
bhi hain..
muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi
hai.. mere
mehboob mein .
Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata
(kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
. http://www.google.ch/android-samsung
Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
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Boy:- Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere
muh
se gaana sunne ka naam tak
naa
le )
. http://www.google.hr/search?hl=hr&source
Girl: Gaao na...
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Boy sings : -
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. http://www.google.ch/android-search-app
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. http://www.google.at/search?q=way2sites
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.http://www.google.hr/search?hl=hr&source
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phulo ka taroon ka sabka
kehna hai.. ek hazaaron meinmeri
behna hai.......
saari umar hamein sang
rehna he..!!!!!!!!
( Le aaj ke
baad http://searchqu.com/web?q=teluguportals
naam nahin legi
gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki
aankh )
. http://searchqu.com/web?q=teluguportals.com
Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
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Boy : mera favorite song hai
(samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi
hai kamini )
. http://searchqu.com/web?q=way2sites.com
Girl: -
hmmmm mujhe neend aa
rahi
hai.. bye.........
.http://searchqu.com/web?q=rewali
Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi
ho..suno
toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission
complete)
. http://www.google.at/search?q=way2sites
Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good
night..take Care
jaanu
. http://searchqu.com/web?q=way2banks.com
Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi
kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke..
o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab
sounga kab aur
Jagunga kab

http://searchqu.com/web?q=way2banks

Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??
?
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.http://www.google.ch/ms-android-samsung
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Doctor: Apne room ki kadi.......:p :D