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A Simple fact:

Boys Can Never B
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:
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-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend
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Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future ;)

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One Of The Best Quote,

Always have a
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BACKUP

BEFORE
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BREAKUP! :p

Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
Just do it :p

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Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...

But
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Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living
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posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend
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A Simple fact:
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Boys Can Never B
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:

-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend
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Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future ;)
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posted in Funny SMS
Backup before ....
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One Of The Best Quote,

Always have a
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BACKUP

BEFORE
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BREAKUP! :p

posted in Break up SMS, Funny SMS
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Asked for a kiss
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Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
Just do it :p
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posted in Funny SMS, Kiss SMS
2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce
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2 MEN TALKING
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1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

http://searchfunmoods.com/results.phpt=1
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

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Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else

Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai

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One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

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Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking��

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
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Thats why boys go to college

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Do the following !!!
1) go to google translate
2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"
3) translate English to Arabic
4) Copy the Arabic version
5) choose translation from Arabic to English
6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!

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Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
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Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D
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Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses

What do you have?

Poor Man: I have a boy

whos Girl Friend is
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Your Daughter..!

posted in Funny SMS

"Interesting Confusions"

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it's already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn't glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!