Never miss an opportunity to say "I love you" to someone you really really like say it directly or indirectly, coz it is not everyday you will meet the person who has the magic power to let you fall in love with.
Good Luck with finding the right person.
http://www.google.cl/imgres?num157
Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while...
http://www.google.cl/imgres?:0,i:127
https://www.google.cl/search?numML0
A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said: Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM.
http://www.google.cl/imgres?num=i:121
There have been many times in previous month,
When I disturbed you,
Troubled you
Teased you
Irritated you,
but,
.
.
Today I just wanted to tell you,
I plan to continue it in this month as well.
https://www.google.cl/search?nu=557
Husband and wife are like liver and kidney
Husband is liver and wife is the kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
But if the kidney fails, liver manages with the other kidne
http://searchfunmoods.com/results.php?q=rewal123
Wife said : I will die
Husband replied: I will also die
Wife again : why will you die?
Husband said : because i cant bear the excitement when you die.
http://www.google.cl/imgres?hl=ew=214&tx=10190
Boy 2 pharmacist: I need condoms.
Pharmacist:v sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:The girl is hot.We are having dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she shall want me all the time.Better give me the 12s pack.
. http://www.google.cl/imgres?hl1&ty=99
At dinner,b4 eating with her parents,he begins to pray and continues with his head down 4 several minutes.
. =5http://www.google.cl/imgres?hl=eih57
Girl:u nevr told me that u'r such a religious person.
.
Boy:&u nevr told me that ur father's a pharmacist!
https://www.google.cl/search?num=557
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
. http://searchfunmoods.com/results.php?q=rewali1&start=1
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
. https://www.google.cl/search?num=557
Always KISS a SChool teacher and she wil say repeat it 5 TIMES DAILY
A teacher used to speak naughty things during lecture. girls decided that next time if he start any such thing, they"d leave the class in protest.
. http://www.google.cl/imgres?hl=es-NhtGg S0QbLMwOM&imgurl=http
Somehow he got news of their scheme.
Next day, he startd lecture smoothly then he suddenly said, "U know there's shortage of prostitutes (tawaif) in France?"
.
Girls looked at each other and moved towards the door.
. http://www.google.cl/imgres?hl=es-4=89
He gave a big smile n said:
"sit down, there is no international flight till tomorrow"
https://www.google.cl/search?n=557
College is 4 Knowledge,
.
.
Knowledge is 4 Life,
.
.
Life is 4 Wife,
.
.
but
.
.
Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life,
.
. http://searchfunmoods.com/results.php&start=1
So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
http://searchfunmoods.cozy0DtC0E0Fzz
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
http://searchfunmoods.com/results.php?q=lamiadsstart=1
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
In an art gallery a couple see picture oF a girl coverd by leaF.
.
Husband keeps watching.
.
WiFe:Ab agey chalein ya Patt-Jhar ka intezar kar lein!!?
http://searchfunmoods.com/results.php?q=way2sites
College is 4 Knowledge,
Knowledge is 4 Life,
Life is 4 Wife,
but
http://searchfunmoods.com/result
Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life,
So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
http://searchfunmoods.com/results.php?q=way2banks&category=web&a=as1212&f=1&cd=2XzuyEtN2Y1L1QzutDtDtCzy0DtC0E0Fzz0F0D0D0AyE0BzztN0D0Tzu0C tAtAyBtN1L2XzutBtFtBtFtDtFtAyEyE&cr=439396541&start=1
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly
& prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
.
Finally he decided to write God a letter, requesting Rs.50.
. http://searchfunmoods.com/r439396541&start=1
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
. http://searchfunmoods.com/results.phstart=1
The Finance Minister was so amused,
Good Luck with finding the right person.
http://www.google.cl/imgres?num157
Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while...
http://www.google.cl/imgres?:0,i:127
https://www.google.cl/search?numML0
A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said: Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM.
http://www.google.cl/imgres?num=i:121
There have been many times in previous month,
When I disturbed you,
Troubled you
Teased you
Irritated you,
but,
.
.
Today I just wanted to tell you,
I plan to continue it in this month as well.
https://www.google.cl/search?nu=557
Husband and wife are like liver and kidney
Husband is liver and wife is the kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
But if the kidney fails, liver manages with the other kidne
http://searchfunmoods.com/results.php?q=rewal123
Wife said : I will die
Husband replied: I will also die
Wife again : why will you die?
Husband said : because i cant bear the excitement when you die.
http://www.google.cl/imgres?hl=ew=214&tx=10190
Boy 2 pharmacist: I need condoms.
Pharmacist:v sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:The girl is hot.We are having dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she shall want me all the time.Better give me the 12s pack.
. http://www.google.cl/imgres?hl1&ty=99
At dinner,b4 eating with her parents,he begins to pray and continues with his head down 4 several minutes.
. =5http://www.google.cl/imgres?hl=eih57
Girl:u nevr told me that u'r such a religious person.
.
Boy:&u nevr told me that ur father's a pharmacist!
https://www.google.cl/search?num=557
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
. http://searchfunmoods.com/results.php?q=rewali1&start=1
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
. https://www.google.cl/search?num=557
Always KISS a SChool teacher and she wil say repeat it 5 TIMES DAILY
A teacher used to speak naughty things during lecture. girls decided that next time if he start any such thing, they"d leave the class in protest.
. http://www.google.cl/imgres?hl=es-NhtGg S0QbLMwOM&imgurl=http
Somehow he got news of their scheme.
Next day, he startd lecture smoothly then he suddenly said, "U know there's shortage of prostitutes (tawaif) in France?"
.
Girls looked at each other and moved towards the door.
. http://www.google.cl/imgres?hl=es-4=89
He gave a big smile n said:
"sit down, there is no international flight till tomorrow"
https://www.google.cl/search?n=557
College is 4 Knowledge,
.
.
Knowledge is 4 Life,
.
.
Life is 4 Wife,
.
.
but
.
.
Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life,
.
. http://searchfunmoods.com/results.php&start=1
So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
http://searchfunmoods.cozy0DtC0E0Fzz
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
http://searchfunmoods.com/results.php?q=lamiadsstart=1
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
In an art gallery a couple see picture oF a girl coverd by leaF.
.
Husband keeps watching.
.
WiFe:Ab agey chalein ya Patt-Jhar ka intezar kar lein!!?
http://searchfunmoods.com/results.php?q=way2sites
College is 4 Knowledge,
Knowledge is 4 Life,
Life is 4 Wife,
but
http://searchfunmoods.com/result
Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life,
So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
http://searchfunmoods.com/results.php?q=way2banks&category=web&a=as1212&f=1&cd=2XzuyEtN2Y1L1QzutDtDtCzy0DtC0E0Fzz0F0D0D0AyE0BzztN0D0Tzu0C tAtAyBtN1L2XzutBtFtBtFtDtFtAyEyE&cr=439396541&start=1
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly
& prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
.
Finally he decided to write God a letter, requesting Rs.50.
. http://searchfunmoods.com/r439396541&start=1
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
. http://searchfunmoods.com/results.phstart=1
The Finance Minister was so amused,
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