Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
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SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
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Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND..
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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON
Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..
Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun...
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
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Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"Le Karle Number Note"..
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Santa: Pados ki Ladki ko dekh, wo Exam me first aayi hai.
Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha, tabhi to FAIL ho gaya
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ...
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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa ki dadi mar gaye...
Ek admi bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi...
Do char aur admio ne bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi.
Santa: chup ho jao kamino,dadi kya tata suno se gaye hai jo tmhe bhi sath le jati....
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Banta: tm aaykr vibhag mai kyu aye ho..
Santa: Mai to yeh dekhne aya hu jinke liye mai din raat kaam karta hu woh kaise hai?
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Santa: tere pita ji tailor hai aur teri shirt fati hai,bade shrm ki baat hai..
Banta:Ishse bhi bade shrm ki baat yeh hai ki tere pita ji dentist hai fir bhi tera bhai bina dant k paida hua...
"My father cooks beans," said another.
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Then a Little Santa spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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Sardarji: Me E-Mail bnana hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.
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Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
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Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
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. Deadly answer given by
Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain..!
Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back..
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Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married
Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?
Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!
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Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe
Banta Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti
Santa Idiot main to pipe bend kar raha hoon
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Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: wat happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga hai,
scratch & win a bmw
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Santa Police k interview Par
Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ?
Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.
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Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga...
Banta: kaun si bike?
Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...
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Santa: yar,cal rate itna hai ki smbhl-smbhl kr phone lagana padta hai..
Banta: mai to hr roj 10-15 phone aise hi laga deta hai aur mera paisa bhi nahi lagta..
santa: woh kaise? http://www.google.co.th/searcUIy28
Banta: mai customer care mai no. lagata hu...
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Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..
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Santa Banta SMS, chutkule sms in Hindi, humour, jokes, are juicy spicy ingredient of life when think about santa banta a big laugh play on your face. Enjoy comedy Ka Tadka - Santa Banta comedy SMS free.
Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
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2 Get Choclate Milk!!
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Physics ka baap -
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore
Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
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Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!
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Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
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Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.
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Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.
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Banta: Gardanien q nai katin?
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Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
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"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
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Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote,
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Xerox Done In All Language
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Santa Police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye
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Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
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Sardar:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg
Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.
Sardar:As Far As I Know,
Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age
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Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne
Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya
Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?
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Sardar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . .
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Salsman-Which Soap U Use?
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Santa-BABA''S Soap,
BABA''S Paste,
BABA''S Brush.
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Salsman-Is BABA''S A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.
Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"
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Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,
Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
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Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na
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Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
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again asked: dooba kia
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Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga
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Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number
Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..
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1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For http://www.google.co.th/imgres?q=way2sites&:123
RAPE & MURDER .."
Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..."
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"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon
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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?
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Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.
Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.
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Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
Santa Opened Xerox Shop
And Put A Big Cool Board Outside:
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