Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane.
You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
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Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
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Height of Good Luck ...!
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Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
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.
. http://www.google.j.1.B5klvEk7jXY
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D
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A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company
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He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?"
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The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did."
Then the boss said,
"Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness.
.
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.
There was no mat!" :-P
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Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
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Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
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Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
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Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?
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Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.
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A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"?
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The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.
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All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"
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The guy responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
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. When a Guy does Something Wrong!
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Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(
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When a Girl does Something Wrong!
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..!!:(
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and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
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"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"
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A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!
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A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
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by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
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Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!
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You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
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Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
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Height of Good Luck ...!
http://www.google.jo/imgres?q=way2sites1280&bih=576
Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
. http://www.google.jo/...1c.1.TW0jzQL8euw
.
. http://www.google.j.1.B5klvEk7jXY
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D
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A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company
http://www.google.jo/search?hl=ar&tbo=d&biw=1280T7WxaI8
He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?"
http://www.google.jo/search?hl=eQ5CIEfuHc
The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did."
Then the boss said,
"Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness.
.
. http://search.chatzum.com/?q=teluguportals&s=web&as=0
.
There was no mat!" :-P
http://search.chatzum.com/?q=teluguportals&s=images
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
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Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
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Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
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Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?
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Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.
http://search.chatzum.com/?q=way2banks&s=web&as=0
A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"?
http://search.chatzum.com/?q=way2banks&s=images
The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.
http://search.chatzum.com/?q=way2sites&s=web&as=0
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"
http://search.chatzum.com/?q=way2sites&s=images
The guy responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
. http://search.chatzum.com/?q=rewali&s=web&as=0
. When a Guy does Something Wrong!
http://search.chatzum.com/?q=rewali&s=images
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(
http://search.chatzum.com/?q=lamiads&s=web&as=0
When a Girl does Something Wrong!
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..!!:(
. http://search.chatzum.com/?q=lamiads&s=images
and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
http://www.google.se/search?num=0&bih=576
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"
http://www.google.se/imgres?q=teluguportals:146
A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!
http://www.google.se/imgres?q=teluguportals130
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
http://www.google.se/imgres?q=way2sitesty=99
by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
http://www.google.se/imgres?q=teluguportals137
Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!
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After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side. http://www.google.se/search?num=&bih=576
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side. http://www.google.se/search?num=&bih=576
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D
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Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
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She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
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Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
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"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
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She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
http://www.google.se/imgres?q=way2sites,i:132
Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
http://www.google.se/search?num=10&hl=sh=576
"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.
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