What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
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Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
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Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
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1.Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
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8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.
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Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
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But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
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here is nothing greater than "PARENTS"
in this world...
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so...
Go get married fast and become parents :)
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Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
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Bandar Kya Jaane Adarak Ka Swaad!!
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An information notice by the GLA reveals plans
for e-voting using the internet, telephone,
Mobile phone, text messaging, e-voting booths
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and digital TV.
The plans also include electronic counting
systems for manual paper votes
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English Wonder
These Words Have Something In Common…
Banana,
Dresser, http://www.mademan.com/?s=way2sites
Grammar,
Potato,
Revive,
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Uneven
Could U identify ?
In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same… (:->
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Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
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Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
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Who is D laziest http://www.mademan.com/?s=way2banks
person in D world?
:
: http://www.opensiteexplorer.org/links?site=www.way2sites.com
:
:
: http://www.opensiteexplorer.org/links?site=www.rewali.comhttp://www.opensiteexplorer.org/teluguportals.com
:
:
: http://www.opensiteexplorer.org/links?site=www.way2banks.com
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:
ans: Who invented D SNOOZE option in alarm...
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What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.
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Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
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Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK
That’s business…!!
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"High Class Insult"
Girl to boy: Apne baal to dekho jaise
Ghass Ugi Ho.
Boy to Girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha
hu ke mere pass Bhes Q khadi he !! :D
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Somteimes...
There r no words 2 describe
how much we feel bout some ppl ....
.
.
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.
.
.
. http://www.pic2fly.com/way2banks.html
..
Thank God..
He gave us the middle finger.!! :P
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A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it .
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In Indian Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.
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A song for all married people-
Give me some sunshine-
Give me some rain-
Give me another chance-
I want to be SINGLE once again
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke Desktop
mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server
down
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application
, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna.
Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
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Aaj Titanic ki 125th aniversry hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile
ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein.!
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega
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Ppl say
A blessed KISS is on HEAD
A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
A passionate KISS is on LIPS
A romantic
KISS is on NECK
But seriously
Hottest KISS is on
Iron
Try it
Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.
He cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. Repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP,
Frog coudnt jump.
Santa wrote the result of his reserch, "If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF"
Bush and Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
Here I wil make a million People happy.
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Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
Make my whole country happy.
Suddenly
USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!
Kia aap switzerland jana chahte hy?
Or
wahan jakr 5 star hotel me stay krna chahte hen?
to
vist kijiye ga hmari web site
. http://en.oneview.com/urls/search?q=teluguportals
.
www.BETA apni oqat me raho.com.
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I 'M Master Mind
I'M Master Mind.
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I' M Master Mind.
I'M Master Mind.
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But s0rRy
I cULd N0t b uR
Bec0z u R
WiTouT Mind.
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irds luv u...
Monkys luv u...
Hippos luv u...
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Girrafe luv u...
Chimpnze luv u..
PLEASE.............
RETURN to ZOO They all miss U!!
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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
nd
no one teaches
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