"High Class Insult"
Girl to boy: Apne baal to dekho jaise
Ghass Ugi Ho.
Boy to Girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha
hu ke mere pass Bhes Q khadi he !! :D
http://www.123people.com/e/way2sites
Somteimes...
There r no words 2 describe
how much we feel bout some ppl ....
.
. http://www.rtbot.net/way2sites
.
.
. http://www.123people.com/s/lamiads
.
.
..
Thank God..
He gave us the middle finger.!! :P
http://www.123people.com/s/rewali
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it .
nd http://www.rtbot.net/lamiads
In Indian Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.
http://www.123people.com/s/way2banks
10 Popular 24 hr. Services in
india
1.railway
2. Bbc
3.Internet
http://www.rtbot.net/way2banks
4.Apsrtc
5.Telephone
6.Police
http://www.rtbot.net/teluguportals
7.Atm
8.Airlines
9.Hospital
nd next
MY SMS
http://www.rtbot.net/rewali
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
http://www.aflaton.com/s=685j357125j3
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke Desktop
mein, nahin hai enough disk space
http://www.aflaton.com/results.htm?cx=teluguportals
http://whotalking.com/blog/lamiads
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server
down
http://www.aflaton.com/270j72900j2
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application
, create main karoonga
http://www.aflaton.com/results.htm?cx==210j44100j2
Tum usse debug karna.
http://www.123people.co.uk/s/waysites
Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
http://www.samachar.com/samasearch/search_samachar.php
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
http://whotalking.com/blog/way2banks
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!
http://www.samachar.com/&hl=
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
.
. http://www.samachar.com/samachar.php
.
.
the Shoes u lost at the temple !!
http://www.123people.co.uk/s/lamiads
Why do Indian women want same
husband in next life too??
.
. http://domainvader.com/way2sites.com
Bcoz
.
. http://www.aflaton.com/lamiads.com
Efforts taken by her to change him
in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)
Friendship
is not
just a word ..
http://domainvader.com/way2banks.com
Not
merely a
relationship ..
Its a
silent promise
which says ..
http://www.123people.co.uk/s/waybanks
I will be
a headache for u
alwayz...!
http://whotalking.com/blog/rewali.com
THINK ABOUT IT!
Why do Girls Eat Chocolates after a Break Up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.
Why do Guys drink after Break Up?
The bitterness of Alcohol makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl.
http://www.samachar.com way2banks.com
Is that so.
Thought of the day....
"a marriage is successfull
When it wud be
Between
A blind wife
nd http://www.123people.co.uk/s/way+sites
A deaf husband...." ;->
http://www.samachar.com/s=&hl
There was a little
confusion at the meeting
in the White House
when Bush was told
that Obama was coming,
Bush said, “Oh, you mean
We Caught him.?”
High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ‘where is GOD’, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me’whr GOD is not’i’l reward u
200Rs.. ;->
http://domainvader.com/teluguportals.com
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
Can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied no never!!
Boy said to girl :
see i told you not to worry !!! .
http://domainvader.com/rewali.com
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala.
Ek ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
If u r with 1girls
Its anand
If with 2 girls
maha anand
with 3girls
parama nand
but if u r with many girls
Its
swami nityananda
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
. http://domainvader.com/lamiads.com
.
. Eid ho chuki hai…
?
?
? http://whotalking.com/blog/teluguportals
?
?
?
? http://whotalking.com/blog/way2sites
?
?
?
Keypad dabanay se badbu(smell) nahi jayegi,
chup chaap nahanay jao..:p
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
If you do not have a girl friend - you are missing some thing in
Your life.
If you have a girl friend - you are missing every thing in
Your life.
Maine bhi darte darte,
YOindia ke samunder mein gota lagaya
Maine bhi darte darte,
YOindia ke samunder mein gota lagaya
Online na jab kisi ko paya,
To logout hoke patli gali se bahar nikal aya
http://www.123people.co.uk/s/teluguportals
Promise me,
we're true frnds..
I'm heart, u r beat..
I'm water, u r fish..
I'm moon, u r star..
&
I'm tree, u r monkey ;-)
http://www.123people.com/s/teluguportals
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Girl to boy: Apne baal to dekho jaise
Ghass Ugi Ho.
Boy to Girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha
hu ke mere pass Bhes Q khadi he !! :D
http://www.123people.com/e/way2sites
Somteimes...
There r no words 2 describe
how much we feel bout some ppl ....
.
. http://www.rtbot.net/way2sites
.
.
. http://www.123people.com/s/lamiads
.
.
..
Thank God..
He gave us the middle finger.!! :P
http://www.123people.com/s/rewali
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it .
nd http://www.rtbot.net/lamiads
In Indian Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.
http://www.123people.com/s/way2banks
10 Popular 24 hr. Services in
india
1.railway
2. Bbc
3.Internet
http://www.rtbot.net/way2banks
4.Apsrtc
5.Telephone
6.Police
http://www.rtbot.net/teluguportals
7.Atm
8.Airlines
9.Hospital
nd next
MY SMS
http://www.rtbot.net/rewali
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
http://www.aflaton.com/s=685j357125j3
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke Desktop
mein, nahin hai enough disk space
http://www.aflaton.com/results.htm?cx=teluguportals
http://whotalking.com/blog/lamiads
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server
down
http://www.aflaton.com/270j72900j2
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application
, create main karoonga
http://www.aflaton.com/results.htm?cx==210j44100j2
Tum usse debug karna.
http://www.123people.co.uk/s/waysites
Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
http://www.samachar.com/samasearch/search_samachar.php
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
http://whotalking.com/blog/way2banks
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!
http://www.samachar.com/&hl=
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
.
. http://www.samachar.com/samachar.php
.
.
the Shoes u lost at the temple !!
http://www.123people.co.uk/s/lamiads
Why do Indian women want same
husband in next life too??
.
. http://domainvader.com/way2sites.com
Bcoz
.
. http://www.aflaton.com/lamiads.com
Efforts taken by her to change him
in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)
Friendship
is not
just a word ..
http://domainvader.com/way2banks.com
Not
merely a
relationship ..
Its a
silent promise
which says ..
http://www.123people.co.uk/s/waybanks
I will be
a headache for u
alwayz...!
http://whotalking.com/blog/rewali.com
THINK ABOUT IT!
Why do Girls Eat Chocolates after a Break Up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.
Why do Guys drink after Break Up?
The bitterness of Alcohol makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl.
http://www.samachar.com way2banks.com
Is that so.
Thought of the day....
"a marriage is successfull
When it wud be
Between
A blind wife
nd http://www.123people.co.uk/s/way+sites
A deaf husband...." ;->
http://www.samachar.com/s=&hl
There was a little
confusion at the meeting
in the White House
when Bush was told
that Obama was coming,
Bush said, “Oh, you mean
We Caught him.?”
High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ‘where is GOD’, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me’whr GOD is not’i’l reward u
200Rs.. ;->
http://domainvader.com/teluguportals.com
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
Can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied no never!!
Boy said to girl :
see i told you not to worry !!! .
http://domainvader.com/rewali.com
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala.
Ek ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
If u r with 1girls
Its anand
If with 2 girls
maha anand
with 3girls
parama nand
but if u r with many girls
Its
swami nityananda
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
. http://domainvader.com/lamiads.com
.
. Eid ho chuki hai…
?
?
? http://whotalking.com/blog/teluguportals
?
?
?
? http://whotalking.com/blog/way2sites
?
?
?
Keypad dabanay se badbu(smell) nahi jayegi,
chup chaap nahanay jao..:p
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
If you do not have a girl friend - you are missing some thing in
Your life.
If you have a girl friend - you are missing every thing in
Your life.
Maine bhi darte darte,
YOindia ke samunder mein gota lagaya
Maine bhi darte darte,
YOindia ke samunder mein gota lagaya
Online na jab kisi ko paya,
To logout hoke patli gali se bahar nikal aya
http://www.123people.co.uk/s/teluguportals
Promise me,
we're true frnds..
I'm heart, u r beat..
I'm water, u r fish..
I'm moon, u r star..
&
I'm tree, u r monkey ;-)
http://www.123people.com/s/teluguportals
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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