Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland
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Accidentally droped his wallet in a building.
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Since then d building is known as
.
.
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" SWISS BANK...."
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Hw BOYs withdraw cash frm ATM.
1. Park d car
2. Go 2 ATM Machine
3. Insrt card
4. Entr PIN
5. Tke money out
6. Tke ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How GIRLs withdrw cash frm ATM
1. Park d car
2. Chck makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Chck makeup
5. Go 2 ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in d purse
7. Insrt card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse 4 chit with PIN writen
10. Insrt card
11. Entr PIN
12. Tke cash
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13. Go 2 car
14. Chck makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back 2 ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back 2 car
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20. Chck makeup
21. Start car
22. Chck makeup
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23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on
God Bless them
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Wife says 2 husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?
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The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...
Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife:What do u think I am??
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A Sardar died 'n went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on €arth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
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Sardar thought for a few minutes & answered:
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today & Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
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Saint Peter said: "OK, I'll buy the Today & Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year? The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.." Saint Peter lets him in without another word..!
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Joke: Studies have shown that majority
of college student suffer from intense
pain of lower jaw.
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This is due to uncontrolled excessive
yawning during lecture.
When U WERE Born....
.
. http://www.google.com/cse?q=lamiads&sitesearch=&sa.x=0&sa.y=0&sa=Search&domains=tr.beun.edu.tr
.
.
.
The Cloud Parted,
Sun shined
and God appeared in front of all
and say
"Sorry For Mistake" kindly adjust it...
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One Of D
Intellignt
Monkey
Missing
In http://www.peekyou.com/rewali_
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is.. http://who.is/website-information/teluguportals.com
Is..
Is..
Is.. http://www.peekyou.com/way2sites_
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is Intelligent
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Its Too Hard To Loose Someone,
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Who is...
95% Cute,
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96% Sweet,
97% Loving,
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98% Talented,
And
100% Friendly.
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And
What A Shame If You Lose Me. :-)
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Difference between Husband nd gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
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(o o )
(o o )
( o o)
(o o )
http://www.peekyou.com/way2banks_
( o o)
(o o )
( o o)
http://www.peekyou.com/lamiads_
(o o )
Ullo ki tarah kya dekh rhe ho sms hi
to bheja hai
Read very slowly:-
You are a que tea, love lee, grey ate,
one nest,at track thief, cheer fool,
soup pub nd you are my most press yes fry end?.
House dhat !!!!!
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A woman is always right.
Sometimes confused,
Misinformed,
Rude,
Stubborn,
Irritable and even downright stupid..
But NEVER EVER wrong...!
Awesome Thoughts...
Nvr hold ur FARTS in Ass.
They travel up ur spine,
into ur brain n dats where u
get shitty ideas from So blast to glory.]
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Moron Virus Comes via Web-Mail...
Moron Virus: Dear Receiver,
You have just recieved a virus.
Since I am not so technologically advanced,
This is a manual virus.
Please delete all your
files on your hard disk yourself,
And send this to everyone you know.
There is nothing greater than "PARENTS"
in this world...
so...
Go get married fast and become parents :)
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
Bandar Kya Jaane Adarak Ka Swaad!!
World’s smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you
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God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: 2 look at you
Hands: 2 pray for you
Mind: 2 remember you
Heart: 2 miss you
and
Legs: 2 kick you if u ever forget me!!
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
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Think +ve:)
Difference between Friend nd Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”
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